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American Idol's Bikini Girl - too easy!

This will be a very easy post for me. American Idol's bikini girl! What a hoot, I loved her! In case you were on Mars when this aired, a contestant came in what was practicably a micro-bikini and auditioned.

She could sing, it was not that good but wowsers, did she ever have a body to show! So of course there was conflict between Cara, Paula and her because the women felt upstaged. That audition was so much fun.

Did you see her make out with Ryan Seacrest! That was hilarious! I bet he loved it but he could not really go for it because I'm sure the producers would have given him a write up on it or something.

So she's through to the next round and we saw her last night on American idol and she wore a little dress. I was surprised about how covered up she was. It's a good idea on her part to be conservative for a while because you do need 4 judges to vote and the majority wins, so to prevent a split vote each time, you have to not upstage the women judges a few times.

I wonder if she dragged Ryan off to the corner, I'm sure she did and I'm sure he agreed - hopefully he's not marries but I'm not sure. Poor Ryan, he has no sex appeal at all, he's such a little guy and his voice is so commercial, there is nothing sexy or seductive about it! remember in jacksonville when Simon made fun of him for his announcing ways? That was a long time coming for Ryan!

Maybe bikini girl brought a bag of sex toys and is teasing all the cute men. there sure is allot of cuter men this time around too! I would not touch her wit a ten foot pole. o you know how diseased and dirty she must be eeww, but she sure makes good TV!

I don't think she's get too far in the competition because she is not the best singer and America will be jealous of her so technically, she will get about 40% of the vote. This is how I figure that number. More women watch then men and women are more likely to vote for someone hub humbling and real, like Jordan Sparks, a good role model for younger girls.

Personally, I am voting for the blues singer who recently lost his wife. When he signs with the raspy voice, I get tingles in my spine. I cheer for him.