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American Idol's Bikini Girl - too easy!

This will be a very easy post for me. American Idol's bikini girl! What a hoot, I loved her! In case you were on Mars when this aired, a contestant came in what was practicably a micro-bikini and auditioned.

She could sing, it was not that good but wowsers, did she ever have a body to show! So of course there was conflict between Cara, Paula and her because the women felt upstaged. That audition was so much fun.

Did you see her make out with Ryan Seacrest! That was hilarious! I bet he loved it but he could not really go for it because I'm sure the producers would have given him a write up on it or something.

So she's through to the next round and we saw her last night on American idol and she wore a little dress. I was surprised about how covered up she was. It's a good idea on her part to be conservative for a while because you do need 4 judges to vote and the majority wins, so to prevent a split vote each time, you have to not upstage the women judges a few times.

I wonder if she dragged Ryan off to the corner, I'm sure she did and I'm sure he agreed - hopefully he's not marries but I'm not sure. Poor Ryan, he has no sex appeal at all, he's such a little guy and his voice is so commercial, there is nothing sexy or seductive about it! remember in jacksonville when Simon made fun of him for his announcing ways? That was a long time coming for Ryan!

Maybe bikini girl brought a bag of sex toys and is teasing all the cute men. there sure is allot of cuter men this time around too! I would not touch her wit a ten foot pole. o you know how diseased and dirty she must be eeww, but she sure makes good TV!

I don't think she's get too far in the competition because she is not the best singer and America will be jealous of her so technically, she will get about 40% of the vote. This is how I figure that number. More women watch then men and women are more likely to vote for someone hub humbling and real, like Jordan Sparks, a good role model for younger girls.

Personally, I am voting for the blues singer who recently lost his wife. When he signs with the raspy voice, I get tingles in my spine. I cheer for him.

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The Bachelorette is On!

The Bachelor's wife has been chosen!!

After having sex with every women, Matt finally chose his new wife! Hooray for Shayne, the blonde bombshell, smart but acting actress. I hope they are happy together but I don't really see it lasting too long.

Matt is completely enthralled by Shayne she casts a spell over him but she casts a spell over everyone. She has a magnetic sexiness, a cuteness with a mysterious and untouchable quality. She wants to be "taught" things, she acts like the dumb blonde. I do too sometimes and it's really fun. I totally know that role. It is a fun female way to be ultra sexy and desired.

It really makes you feel ultra sexy. I'm sure they will have a great fling, lot of hot passionate sex, maybe buy a rabbit vibrator or sex toy. I bet she can keep going all night long and if he can't keep up, he can easily get some viagra, but I'm sure he's got stamina.

They are an explosive couple and will have so much fun, I wish I could be there, and enjoy their passion. I don't really see it lasting too long however because when it comes to this the of relationship, the "cute" little things you do get annoying very quickly.

I hope they enjoy their sex romps and adorable little quirks together, take advantage, get on TV, see if "Amazing Race" will cats you, I bet they would be so much fun to watch run around the world together. It can be like the cutesty "Rom and Amber" couple.

Hopefully their relationship will last and the romance will bloom all the way to the erectile difficulty age and they can both live happily ever after. I sure hope they do, I like to see happy old couples. Tristan and her partner are still together and I think there is one more happy couple too that came from the show, I suppose finding love on TV is not impossible.

 


If we can find love at the bar, at work or anywhere, why is TV any different? It's like dating site that you apply but only a small percentage of people get chosen and there is only one person to match up with, so why not? It does not seem too far fetched for me and I am happy for the happy couples.

Best of luck for a passionate romantic and happy life together in your new relationship Matt and Shayne!

Be sexy!!!

The Bachelor London Calling

The newest season of the bachelor is hot hot hot! So is the guy, man what a stud-muffin! OK, so this is perfect for my topic about sex on TV. Did everyone see the girl who shoved her panties down his pants? The funniest part was that he did not have pockets. Did you catch his reaction? He says "I don't care what bleeping country you are from, this is NOT cool!" HAHA.

I can't believe the girl did that. Who in the word is turned on by a girl's panties being shoved into a guy's pants? I suppose some are, there are women who sell their panties online. I wonder of this girl does, probably since she pretty much guaranteed that it would turn him on. I will watch for "Former bachelor contestant - panty seller" and let you know when I see this. She did it like it was an ordinary thing. Like everyone shoves panties into guy's pockets/ And then what happens next? She is passed out, dry-humping the un-sheeted bed in the spare room. Now that's great TV. I bet she had adult sex toys in her bag. I bet that was her next step, to seduce him and then bring him into the hot tub on a private date and turn on the vibrator.

That would probably seduce a guy, but there is no way that she would get that far after her panty-antics! He was on Ellen and he mentioned the silly fiasco. So far, this season of the bachelor is great to write about. What a kick ass season, I'm sure I will have lots more to write about. until next time!

The bachelor is back!!

The greatest show with the strongest sexual undertones is retuning to primetime TV, get ready for rampant sex, well, I guess it's not too rampant, just very suggested: The bachelor is retuning to us! One of my favorite reality TV shows, I love the Bachelor.


It's so fun to see the variety of people who compete for one man's attention. Some e women feel they need to give it up and be mega-sluts to get the guys attention. This is a funny case because it does work, they guy always pays attention to her but because she is flaunting herself and giving it all up. What guy would NOT pay attention to a half-naked prancing girl? A gay guy, and the Bachelor is definitely NOT gay.


I remember last season when that Latina girl was on, I forget her name but she was the girl that made him do body shots from in her bikini and she also gave him lap dances on numerous occasions. This girl then said that "I have strong morals and christian morals and keep myself for the right person and am i holy, moral person with values" HA! that's hilarious! I love it! Guess what? She got eliminated! IJ have noticed on all the bachelor seasons that the guy does keep the slut around for a while, probably because she is fun and good eye candy. If a girl wants to make out with you, I;d keep her around longer (if I was a guy) and then when it comes down to the wire, I'd get rid of her when the girls that I really like are left. the it's time for the hoochie to go.


I also notice how the producers edge on sexual conduct because they make them spend the evening together but of course they offer separate rooms if they wish I don't think anyone would ever sleep in a different room but they have to offer this because mom's might complain that they are trying too hard to induce sex with the contestants. I love the romance and passion of the Bachelor, real or not I totally get into it. I cant wait! I will write my opinions about this sexy show again once the season has started. Stay tuned!

Survivor Sex

My case study is on Survivor. You would think that being 40 days on a deserted island might sound sexy at first through, but after a while reality sets in and the people begin to smell, they get hairy, get bad breath and yellow teeth... or do they? A big conspiracy theory is that the contestant are given body cleaners and tooth brushes. I saw the episode when Ozzy and Amanda were making out, are they for real? they are kissing passionately and I'm sure their breath is horrid!

I suppose the cast is bored, and when people are bored they have sex, or at least make-out. It seems as if the production crew wants this to happen because every time someone kisses someone, they put in on the commercials. Maybe they are horny because they have pheromones leaking out of their sweat? Is that possible? I though body odor was a turn off? Pheromones and aphrodisiacs have such a long history, you can read a little about it here on this page about body odor and aphrodisiac. Maybe the producers fly overheard in helicopters and spray pheromones or maybe they give them adult toys to play with, who knows!

The show seems to be wrapped in much never-talked-about conspiracy. Watching reality TV contestant have sex on television is really fun, i enjoy it. I hope that they brushed their teeth or maybe someone will get Mono! I love to see james and Pavarti, she is playing him so hard, i hope at least he asks for sex so he doesn't look like a fool after the show is over. I wonder if they would lead up to the fact on TV, it's ironic how they want the people to have sex but yet they won't allow time to mention it, or will they? I suppose only time will tell!

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